By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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LilKonvicted 0

If your penis wasn't so small it wudn't matter

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debbiedowner2 0

I'd rather them see my naked body, than my dead one..

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were_giraffe 2

glad you survived though. hope someone had a towel for you to cover up?

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recordingchick 0

Omg that happened to my mom and I in Hawaii... we weren't even close to the water, then a HUGE wave came out and tore us in. Goll, for that to happen AND losing your swimsuit, that would SUCK! Are you covered with sand everywhere? :(

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PureGold 0

#33--If that happened they wouldn't say at least they're alive, because they didn't almost die in the process of getting naked. And absolutely no one said the OP shouldn't be complaining because he ended up naked in front of everyone, they just said that it sucks he was, but at least he's alive to tell the tale. An embarrassing moment doesn't seem so bad compared to that. The combination of the OP saving himself from almost dying/getting naked in front of 100 people in the process is what makes this a great FML. So I know that post was supposed to sound intelligent, but...it's not. =|

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Marcella1016 31

Your post does sound intelligent, and I agree with you. Sorry I'm almost 6 years late, though lol

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Alkron 0

Death....embarrassment....death....embarassment infront of people you don't know....death....useless embarassment....... yeah I'd take the embarassment and crawl on the ground and ask someone for a towel lol, and you know it's not like everyone was looking

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manny1234 0

OMG that was you Wow I can't believe that's you

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