By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States
matt5th35hit tells us more.
And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha
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It's only really an FML if the cops arrest you for indecent exposure.
Hey, at least you're alive.
damn. fyl
I think nakedness is a small price to pay for being alive.
Speedos solve everything.
I know board shorts have so much drag
You deserved that one because you ignored the rip current warnings.
LOL, who said that you deserved that one? Assholes. Made me laugh more than the FML though.
Who cares! I would have been relieved as hell that I even survived!
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The good news is that you lived....
Five years later. Lawl