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omg #60!! ur life is messed up! FYL
ydi for having sex that young. your parents are absolutely right for doing that to you. I'm 23, so no, I'm not your parents or any of your parents friends. but I'm so sick of the teens nowadays thinking they can have sex with no consequences. it's people like you who add to the problems with societey today.
Dude, wtf are you talking about?
He didn't say ANYTHING about having sex. You must have the wrong FML.
Obviously you're sexually frustrated and can't stand the idea that someone else might be getting some. (The OP didn't even imply they were, btw). Please, for the sake of everyone on the internet... Get laid.
i don't see where you are getting this sex business from, but an 18 year old is not exactly a child who can't make a responsible decision (despite what the OP's parents think!). i don't like the idea of "teenagers" having sex either, but i don't think 18 really counts! maybe if they were like fourteen your concerns would be valid but seriously.
god damn evangelical prick. besides and 18 year old can legally have sex, dumb-ass.
what the he'll no one said anything about sex
Well I don't want to be nagging too much but... you're time is up mister! :-P
Man im sorry that sucks for you. A 9pm Curfew? Man what can you do b4 that? Parties ussually start after that! Hope ur going away to college and will have more freedom!
Everyone is quick to yell "move out!", but I'd like to suggest something else. Times are kind of tough, and living with your parents is a sweet deal that is usually only appreciated once you've moved out and have to spend all your time working up rent money. How about not breaking any of their rules, and trying to negociate a later curfew by proving you're responsible? If they continue to punish you and refuse to trust you, then (and only then) I would move out.
My parents were the same!
Move your ass out man!
Wow your parents are way too overprotective and strict. They have major issues.
That might be true... Or maybe this person has a reputation of getting into trouble and therefore their parents don't trust them. Awesome username btw.
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so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
that sucks. i would leave.