By chieftain - 09/05/2012 19:34 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

You're defending her, do all the talking and tape her mouth shut or something. That doesn't look suspicious at all.

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asdaasdaasda 1

Well, at least your being professional- oh no wait...

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Devin91 20

Don't let personal problems interfere with business matters.

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DollyDope 17

First person you've loved in years? She should get a new attorney. F her life for having poor counsel

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Sai_Run614 7

treat he as a hostel witness so you can ask leading questions.

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Sai_Run614 7

Ask the judge to have her be treated as a hostel witness so you can ask leading questions. haha

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asktherunes 4

You should lose your license to practice law cause your an unstable SOB

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jayisacooter 1

LAME!!!!!!!!!!

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derkster 6

I thought you weren't able to rep. any family members

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Kill_Kayt 5

I'm sorry but I have no idea what the crime "prejury" is. Neither does the Internet. I think you can get her off for a mistrial.

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Kill_Kayt 5

At least. I couldn't find it. Maybe some of you well educated comments can fill me in.

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Kill_Kayt 5

Oh.... I'm retarded and was spelling it wrong.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Be a professional and do your job.

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groupleader 7

Falling in love with a client, sounds like a life sentence to me.

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