By frediqqq - 26/02/2015 04:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!

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How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?

How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?

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ouijacorn 9

Now now, what's NOT metal about glitter up the ol' pooter?

NaturalBornChaos 9

I wouldn't exactly call Marilyn Manson metal. More industrial rock/hard rock, maybe alternative metal at best (the genre differs with albums, but generally still not very metal sounding). So, either way, a Marilyn Manson concert wouldn't really have many people feeling "metal." -I'm curious however, how would one manage to get confetti in their crack? Was there a time you had no pants on, or were you just going commando?

Whenever I find glitter all over my body the next day I know I had a good night out.

Glitter is one of those things that just seems to stick to everything. I've had glitter stick to my clothes without being anywhere near glitter solely because there was a single fleck of glitter on the wall.

what happened? did you let the Cannon butt **** you?

Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!

Glad it was fun! I feel like once glitter is in the house it will never truly be gone.

glitter always seems to find itself into every crevice

I saw Marilyn Manson on January 31st and while I cannot say there were glitter cannons, I did get stuck in a huge mob fight over the Bible he threw into the audience. I got a page of it! :D...