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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:06

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:07

Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

Comments

L1wolf 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 22:30

What a **** tard....

jff98 2

Tuesday 19 March 2013 21:55

wow! what a total jackass!

robbins28 7

Friday 23 August 2013 8:47

Let's hope the kid ends up with your brains.

amisenho 11

Monday 23 September 2013 19:13

And guys like that are the people having kids instead of people who are financially responsible and mentally ready, yet can't conceive. It's "Idiocracy" all over again. In any case, enjoy your new kid, if you go that route.

jwadd100 5

Monday 9 December 2013 18:49

kick him in the balls, NO MERCY

anonymous100000 17

Monday 3 November 2014 21:48

ever heard of condoms? or birth control? YDI.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 31 July 2015 23:08

I hope the baby doesn't get his smarts.

OptimusSlime 23

Monday 2 November 2015 23:57

How's the child? Is it a girl/boy and did the dad come around and take of them?

saricaste 21

Wednesday 26 October 2016 23:47

What an idiot.

GamerMom392 19

Monday 5 December 2016 22:18

YDI. Situations like this could easily be avoided by having some freaking standards, when dating. He's already got a kid? Knock one. That child born out of wedlock? Knock two. He's not active in that child's life? Knock three; move along.