Pregnancy, Awkward and Love: Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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You deserved it 171

No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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You deserved it 6 953

Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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You deserved it 866

By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:06

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:07

Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

Comments

Natalle11 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:00

Why are you even with someone like that?!?

junkman6 22

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:07

Don't be silly wrap your willy. Is no one taught that anymore?

nerdstuck101 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:08

I had eight abortions trust me it's the right thing to do

goodgood_fml 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:35

You might as well file for child support and have your child support lien papers ready to file too. Don't back down, OP. Even if you never get a red cent. Next time, be careful who sleep with. Much luck!!

NorthernGrizzMN 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:09

Great! As a tax payer i cannot wait to start paying for another illegitimate child brought into the world by irresponsible morons. Does anyone else hear dueling banjos after ready this post?

limblessorphan 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:10

Is this the same guy who told you that his mother-in-law couldn't get any children?

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:16

That was his "oh shit not again" escape plan.

bryan788 29

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:45

good luck with that idiots spawn

softpaws 17

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:45

Oops he did it again! He played with your heart! And u get pregnant ._.

butterflygal69 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 2:48

Dude wat is wrong with men? I got the same response from a guy was dating, I knew he was lying cuz I knew I hadn't been with anybody else. Your child deserves better.