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By sherronj - 07/06/2011 03:26 - United States

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

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By abbyleigh08 - 17/02/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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Mean Girls

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 02:01

Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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Midnite_2raw 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:53

Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.

pinedo39 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:49

prove them wrong

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kl_beans 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:54

what would you rather- your family tell you now that you suck or you embarrass the hell out of yourself with thousands of people watching...

BlastedAF 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:12

Lol I moderated this

partygril378 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:01

go tell them to suk eggs!!

screamingahbee5 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:01

wow talk about parents supporting thete children!

J1hill33 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:04

well wouldn't it be worse if she told you that you were awesome and you embarrassed yourself?

sataris20 5

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:32

thanx mom, your vote of confidence is overwhelming!!!

moonglow93 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:35

yu can do it

angigrl 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:38

cool. whats your crew called?

XskiezX 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 2:10

prove them wrong! my parents said I sucked but yet I got first at a talent competition for the exact same thing. you got this trust me.

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:49

I'm glad I aM mE won instead of iconic boyz. (:

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Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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