Money: Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering...

By compguy - 25/02/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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Thursday 25 February 2010 19:52

How do you be in a position like that and not know how much your competitors are charging?

kikiface 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:54

what the hell do you do that $200/hour is an acceptable pay rate? I need to get into that field

Comments

snapdragons 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:03

you must be retarded. YDI

FHGrif 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:04

Quick make up some reason. Say that you've been contracted by other companies as well who pay more

champsof07 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:10

what a ******* dumbass. you should know how much enginneers make.

chenoko 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:09

You deserve it for not researching how much you could possibly make.

Rota 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:14

I make $12 an hour doing filing part time at a law firm. $12 an hour for network engineering? You sir, are a moron.

bittersweetheart 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:43

i make $ 12 an hour to work a switchboard easy job! my brother gets $18 an hour to work on that same company computers and he only has his 2 year degree.

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:15

obviously you know nothing about network engineering.

jarredap 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:15

There is no way you have the ability to be a networking engineer and you don't know how much the going rate is. To be qualified as an Engineer you need at least 4 years of experience in the field!

frankiefan 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:19

$12 is wayyyy too low for an engineering job, even free lance. my ex got $18 an hour just for interning and doing lackey jobs.

Shokz992 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:17

...Free lance work is always at a higher rate than employed, not the other way round.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:20

OK, so because they told you they paid the last person a lot more, your inner-greed is boiling up inside of your soul and devouring your very being. Sounds reasonable :]

Shrop 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 20:21

you're wanting to go into a field and don't know what the average pay rate is? Do you know what the job entails? Have you even been trained? Do research my friend.