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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By CouldBeALoser - 17/09/2016 18:26 - United States - West Tehama County

Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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spikey818 9

Monday 14 February 2011 12:11

I do that every year.

muchagente 5

Monday 14 February 2011 12:22

good idea... so everyone who might be interested in you will think "oh damn, she's engaged, i've got no chance anyway". makes sure you stay lonely.

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mightymart 5

Monday 14 February 2011 15:27

why the hell do you give so much importance to such a commercial holiday?? by being so pathetic you are reinforcing a negative image of yourself.. start liking yourself more and lose the insecurity and I garantee you that people Will start liking you more!

KingAbe88 12

Monday 14 February 2011 15:41

if you would that though, you'll ruin any chance to hook up with at work. people will think you're taken!

pike1346 3

Monday 14 February 2011 15:47

PSYCO FREAK

mattitucklove01 0

Monday 14 February 2011 15:47

relax it's just a stupid day! nothing is wrong being single! plus you should show everyone that you are single maybe there's someone out there waiting for you!

vanillastraps 3

Monday 14 February 2011 15:57

thats not sad, thats productive:) i almost did tht myself hahah

skyeyez9 24

Monday 14 February 2011 16:15

At least buy flowers planted in soil and a pot. That way you can keep them for a long time. Cut flowers in a vase die in a few days.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 14 February 2011 16:18

Cheer up op. My husband is deployed right now and I'm spending Valentines day: going to the gym and getting my weekly allergy shots afterwards. At least you didn't fall thru the floor of your bathroom after a shower.

catatonicsleep 17

Monday 14 February 2011 16:25

She's still at work there's plenty of time for the post-work shower fall... ^_^

TheDrifter 23

Monday 14 February 2011 19:30

If you get your allergy shot early you can buy yourself some pretty flowers to decorate the house with. Shots suck, but they do usually have benefits.