Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in....

By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

what an idiot! punch him!

pariah13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

Comments

pzluvbbydux 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:11

I hear a judge judy case! I hope to watch you.

X_Life_Sucks_X 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:20

Your roommate is a dumbass

MF12 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:33

anyone else notice the comma at the beginning and the hyphen in roommate?

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 18 January 2010 18:41

Not to mention the apostrophe in "CD's"! Editing time!

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 18 January 2010 19:30

Fixed. Thanks!

blastvortex 3

Monday 18 January 2010 19:05

I'd say that you deserve some compensation, not to mention a new roommate.

notwierdgifted 0

Monday 18 January 2010 19:44

ur roommate is a dick

toxicavenger89 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:22

you roomate sounds like a funnny guy. one of those people who just neglect thinking.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:46

Kill him. It's the only appropriate response in a case like that.

helka_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:53

at least you can talk to your roommate. mine insists that I only communicate with her through notes and text messeges

Matouche_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:58

The real reason you got your stuff stolen was because you own a xbox, if you owned a ps3 or even a wii this would not have happened the robber would have screamed at the beaty and powr of the ps3 and ducked and cowered at the well funosity of the wii. try looking out you window youll see your xbox in flames BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!