Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in....

By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

what an idiot! punch him!

pariah13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

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unluckyalf 0

Monday 18 January 2010 22:28

Oh man, if that were me, I would have just punched him right there! FYL indeed!

nonnymouse 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:30

Yeah, he needs to replace all the stuff that got stolen.

djbystedt 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:49

it's impossible for your roommate to have kicked in the door - if he forgot them inside he would have not locked the door - no need to kick it in - unless you wrote the fml wrong and he kicked it in after you locked it

kmfyr 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:51

You're kidding, right? I don't know about your doors, but the doors commonly in use in my area can be locked from the inside and the outside. It can also be locked from the inside and then closed as one is leaving, and the door would be locked. Keys only necessary when unlocking/locking from the outside. OP's friend could have just left the keys somewhere, twisted the knob to lock it, and then shut the door.

rishaa143 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:32

wht an effing idiot. fyl for having such an idiotic roommate.

Jb4ever792jb 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:44

wow sorry to hear about ur stuff being stolen...u should make your roommate pay cuz he's a dumbass for leaving the door open like that

Darkhumor 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:47

Report to cops. When they match the shoeprint to your roommates, reenact the family guy "Where's ma money, bitch" scene where stewie violently attacks brian.

3rw0n 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:49

yoo boxx this dude! that ain't cool

stillxsearching 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:24

"... and then my roommate paid me the thousands of dollars my stuff was worth plus extra for all the irreplaceable stuff on my laptop" seriously don't be a puss. demand what you deserve.