By 4themoneh - 05/04/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10

Yeah, because bosses randomly think, "Huh, so and so isn't in yet, I'll go check the parking lot!" ......

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Frelling 0

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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Jon_athan_owens 0

that's what yah get for being early to your job at McDonalda

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BWill9014 4

McDonalda = female version of McDonalds?

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Bekll 31

No! Now I have the image of the female McDonald's from the Japanese ad in my head!

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2010smhill2010 0

#36 that sounds like a illness or something you catch if you slept with a 2 cent hooker

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CloudEnvy 17

..Or park the car in the break room. Then you would've had warmth, radio, snacks and coffee. Such poor planning OP.

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insanesna1l 0

the shifts. you were 20 mins early op, get a coffee, game on your phone, offer a stranger a handjob, but don't sleep

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TheWorldGreatest 8

so sorry that happened to me more then once, but for a doctor appointment only. and had to wait for months for another one. man I feel your pain.

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applecaketree 0

That sucks but you totally deserved it!! hahaha!

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Grimmerie 31

your picture scares the shit out of me.

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MissFukMyLuck 0

agreed ....very disturbing. unless you're in theater :)

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applecaketree 0

It is how I felt when I was heavily pregnant!

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Why does everyone keep using those stupid poop emoticons?? -.- Even when the FML is about poop they're not funny

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