Love: Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed...

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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Genius

By Huh??? - 23/02/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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xenomorph 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:25

No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken

Elf_My_Life 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 20:06

Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?

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JessKayy 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:46

there is such a thing as a land line, you know.

GreenRupee 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:47

Probably her home phone? I'm not allowed to give that number away either.

natizakhi 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:59

hey retard, ever heard of a house phone? oh thats right, you live in a cesspool so you wouldnt have one! YOU ******* SHIT EATING ****!

purpledraaaaaank 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:46

maybe her phone was broken and nobody could answer her calls and thats why she didn't give you the number

icanfloat12 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:53

trust me, u don't want a girl like that.

momma_b 0

Monday 21 December 2009 3:04

ever think that maybe her CELL phone is broken and she's calling people from her HOME phone?

CoffeeCovered 0

Monday 21 December 2009 4:01

That was my first thought. I mean, people still have home phones...

teiso_fml 0

Monday 21 December 2009 4:17

Asking a girl for her number and her giving some excuse isn't exactly an FML. Do you honestly believe every girl's excuse when you ask for their number?