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By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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By ADD - 11/02/2009 14:59 - Bulgaria

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By fuckmyplums - 07/02/2014 23:47 - Austria - Grossarl

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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By Perdedor - 07/01/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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By fmyjob - 02/11/2009 09:03 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:41 - United States - Aurora

Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML

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By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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Michael_92 20

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:19

Hey now, he didnt have to give you the cupcake. Really tho fyl.

sskarma23 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:20

If you don't want it I'll have it..

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agm77 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:29

Too bad he didn't give you 20,000 packs of trident layers.

ShawnzieNstuff 6

Thursday 8 March 2012 10:29

Nobody ever pays me in gum :(

jpoole 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:29

Where do you work where your boss has cupcakes on hand?

omarzrgz 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:35

A bakery?

zingline89 18

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:29

My boss gave me a raise. But once I saw a pic of her in a bikini, it went away.

omarzrgz 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:45

LMFAO! Funniest thing I've heard all day! xD

sparkrok 8

Thursday 8 March 2012 9:35

You must be Cingular, cause you're raisin' my bar!

Janelle561 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:33

Cupcakes are good though.

tklone329 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:34

BONUS!!:DD lol

BrysGirl27 14

Thursday 8 March 2012 17:00

Hahaha exactly:p

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:37

lmao better than nothing

CoreyC07 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:38

Beggars can't be choosers!

gonaners16 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:39

Ungrateful! Give ME the delicious cupcake then!

CuddleMePanda 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:40

What's better than a cupcake aye?

ICATiger 13

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:45

Imagine if he gave you high heels? That would be high enough of a raise right?

EnterSandman_fml 20

Thursday 8 March 2012 11:38

Or a stepladder.

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