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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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irokyoursox 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:35

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

Meme1988 18

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:31

Well, its less "work" for you :)

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x123 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:54

Atleast he didn't lie to you.

pokemai 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:04

71- Dude, the whole post is about sex possisions.. Like doggystyle and so ? Missionary is called that, because it is the most 'pure' way of having sex .. With The man on top and all.. Of course the missionaries have sex, how else would they reproduce? Even I thow all this shit, and I'm freaking Danish..

mikh_fml 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:47

Don't put out. Maybe he'll be nicer next time.

Stallion91 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:04

Dude I cracked up to your first 2 comments lmaoooo

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:09

Benabus - Quit thumping your bible. I'm Catholic, and you're making ME ashamed.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:19

Switch places & enjoy your workouts!!

bearjtbear 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:32

shouldn't have asked is you didn't want the answer.

ballllller16 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:41

I would punch that guy in the nuts !

babyzann 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:36

This is a good one!!!

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:48

Hmmm a new tactic that allows us to be lazy in bed? GENIUS!!! You, ma'am, deserve a medal!! *three cheers!* hip hip! *takes bite of cake* Hhugrraighgij!!! Hig hipf! Hur-galsnvbbaeygc! *devours cake* Sorry, what were we doing? Hey honey! Wanna have sex?

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