By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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kemolegend907 0

3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too

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awesomesauceninj 0

this fml just made my day :D

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sharmoota 2

Hahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaha! he's awesome!!

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cinnamondiva 0

oh no well you should be single to then

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Julietta_fml 4

omg, i would have totally kicked him in the balls

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ocampnell 0

Whoa...that is messed up if he is serious. otherwise he is quite witty

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ihatetwentyfours 0

go find some one else and rub it in his face xxxx

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Attacksloth 33

Tell him you're going out for Halloween as a hooker, and that his best friend is going out as one of your clients. Even though you're not serious it'll be funny.

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