By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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perdix 29

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

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spidersilkx9 0

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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mooshibear140 4

Awww, that's (almost) funny in a very sick way...

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ka0309053 0

all guys say this. they don't really mean it. they're just guys and guys can't handle any emotions.

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diet_otaku 0

man, i was with you up until the last 5 words.

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modifiedchick 0

Your boyfriend is awesome. And I clicked YDI because I assume that by asking him that question you were trying to gauge what his reaction would be if you "oopsed" him so you could make decision about whether to do it or not. Therefore, you are a bitch and you deserve whatever you get. If you need to ask your boyfriend what his reaction would be if you "accidentally" got pregnant, you're clearly not at the stage of the relationship where getting pregnant is something you should even be thinking about.

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Brannie 4

omg! my girl asked me the same thing today, and replied the same thing! lol. wierd.. I guess us guys do think alike

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pseudonomous 0

*gasp* That's terrible!!!!!

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daxton68 0

stairs don't work. gotta do a falcon punch

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docfan 0

use a condom, they're there for a reason well actually reasons, but nonetheless just use a condom and you won't have to "accidentally fall down some stairs"

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kurzweilfreak 1

how about you get on birth control and not get pregnant and stop asking stupid questions like that? you probably have him half a heart attack just asking that.

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vikinggirl 0

haha oh my lorrrrd. my boyfriend and i are comfortable with eachother, i was totally kidding when i said it and didnt think anything of it i just find it hilarious and brutal that he had the guts to say it! it shouldnt be taken soo seriously by you all.. i dont want a kid, i dont expect him to AT ALL, and i'm not silly to get myself in that situation, holy molyyyy! yes it was harsh and shouldnt say that to a girl coz in the future it could be taken seriously, but it was also a funny thing to say because i know that he would never ever do something like that! but thanks for the input guys:)!

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