By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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perdix 29

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

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spidersilkx9 0

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

calm the **** down. pussy.

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kindkurt 3

you can't ask a guy questions lime that out of the blue it makes our brains stop functioning lol

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Hazu_fml 0

wow wat a dick he needs to say "what is your decision babe, I will support you all the way." that is what I would say.

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pinkangelgurl 0

slap him, dumb him, and get the hella out of there.

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LA_Barbie 11

LOL don'tcha just love a guy wit a sense of humor? =)

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6LitreJellyBean 0

you just brought that one on yourself, i'd push you down 3 flights of stairs

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luvyah 0

mine said that too. then I dumped his ass. we were engaged

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tistal 0

mii boyfriend says that to me if that subject gets brought up even though twice he has told me not to take mii pill so we can have a kid then changes his mind I'm nearly 21 n he is nearly 24

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confusedoutoflov 0

it's coat hanger o'clock

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