By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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perdix 29

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

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spidersilkx9 0

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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xgetxbentx 13

I hope you punched him in the face and dumped him. Thats really ****** up...

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ijenah 0

what a jerk!! dump him, you can do better than him :)

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ijenah 0

what a jerk!! dump him, you can do better than him :)

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vikinggirl 0

I POSTED THIS AS A JOKKEE. Peopleee, chill i know he was only joking i totally understand that it would impact both our lives greatly and in no way am i ready for a child! im in year 12! it was just a random question and i wasn't expecting such a brutal reply but yes, it was funny what he replied because i know he wouldn't bail on me if it happened, we both know how serious the matter would be :)

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dynky 3

you have an awesome boyfriend. i wish mine would react like that, rather than getting all "i don't suppose you'd want to keep it...?" every time my period is a bit late.

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duerrs396 0

Every single person that thinks OP's boyfriend is serious including the OP herself is a dumbass... Get a sense of humor and then fall down some stairs.

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Cinn_fml 22

The OP has actually said that she doesn't think he was serious.

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chokeabitch 0

so you don't date attractive men? aww mann.

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chokeabitch 0

I think you need more therapy and medication.

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