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By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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Panic! At the Door Handle

By Anonymous - 29/10/2021 05:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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Surpriiiiiiise…

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 13 September 2010 16:13

You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.

spidersilkx9 0

Monday 13 September 2010 16:06

that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

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crystaltwylyght 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:43

my parents actually instilled values in me when i was growing up, so i didnt have premarital sex, thus it was never a problem. abstinence never hurt anyone. get a hobby.

chokeabitch 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:09

premarital sex isn't bad. promiscuity is.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:08

you mean they indoctrinated you so that you believe stupid shit and everyone with half a brain laughs at you?

myrrhdyrrh 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:02

I love how everyone flips out over a joke.. calm the **** down...

hayoudumbass 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:26

ahahahahahahah he was jokin don't be a bish

xrawrified 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:29

Lol! My boyfriend would say the same thing. I joke about how I'd "have an accident" if I accidentally got pregnant too. But, truth is, I'm anti-abortion (for myself) and pro-choice for everyone else! :). It's all joking around and he knows this too. Plus, birth control is a good thing to have around.

Daelilian 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:36

This may be a joke... but... the true way to know if someone loves you is if he would love you regardless and if he would work things out with you in the end.