Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips...

By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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Imagery

By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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Rare and inventive insult

By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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Oddly specific question

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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marisaichiban 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:42

Must have been some good chips.

Soak 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:45

Eh, most guys don't wanna be bugged during eating, tv, games, or with his friends

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tigergirl72 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:23

the guys funny, you should keep him. you deserved that one.

pinkkisses9 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:32

#14: "Yeah I wouldn't go down on a guy either because it's a lot of work with no real benefit to me. Plus cum tastes terrible. Give none, get none. Stupid selfish bastards..." ******* right! stop whining about what vaginas taste like, why don't you go give a guy head and then tell us how that tastes ?

PKYAZ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:17

well **** ur boyfriend he's stupid I would not turn my GF down it wont matter what she asked for

firstnlast77 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:34

i agree it it was either #1 or #3 or both

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:45

Holy shit. I'd give up just about anything for ******. I'm pretty sure if I had to pick between chips and 'dessert' I'd certainly pick the second..

Evee_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:03

Why would you ask that? He is eating his chips woman This is not sex time this is delicious chips time

Amydoll 0

Monday 23 March 2009 14:28

Do not worry. Some males do not like / enjoy going down on females.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:19

I guess I'm one of the few guys that would've tried to say something playful in response. I had once asked what my g/f wanted for dinner and she reached down and grabbed my junk. Stuff like that only creates windows of opportunities for something better, so I take 'em! ...yeah, but being asked if I wanted to eat muff while I had food in my mouth would be weird. Pick a better time, dear.