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By louise. - 18/10/2010 09:06 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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finallyfreemaria 0

Monday 18 October 2010 15:49

WTF? birthing hips?

paprikacha 9

Monday 18 October 2010 15:54

Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )

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DarkHelmet 10

Monday 18 October 2010 16:01

Well get to the lovin' then; you got 6 kids to make!!

_Vamp_ 9

Monday 18 October 2010 16:04

I like me some big hipteded womens.... Giggity

finallyfreemaria 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:06

lol :)

KiaMaster 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:06

is that a compliment or a future for sure thing?

hahaalolz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:07

hey atleast u have hips big enough to pop a baby thru, some people like me have the tiniest hips. :(

imright24 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:08

Fishing for compliments with a stupid question. Anytime you ask a question looking for a specific response, you deserve whatever you get.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:11

So its a complament you have a nice ass and curves:) have fun makin those babies:)

perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 16:12

Would you have preferred, "Because none of them would have me, so I settled for you?" You do know this bf/gf, love, romance, marriage, etc. business is fundamentally about procreation, right? He jus' sayin' that he wants to spread his seed into you because he expects with your big, wide hips, you'll be able to pop out lots of replicas of him. It's a compliment, but a selfish one at that.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 18 October 2010 16:12

I didn't know there were Mormons in Australia...

hahaalolz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:38

racist

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 18 October 2010 17:03

We are EVERYWHERE. Don't turn around. Don't look under the bed. Don't look in the closet.

hahaalolz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 17:08

are you talking about Asians in Australia?

LAO_fml 0

Monday 18 October 2010 17:20

ya dude don't be talking like that if your saying that because you think Mormons are poligimist then your dumb your real dumb!

crashtest1205 0

Monday 18 October 2010 17:29

LOL i would just like to point out that "mormon" is NOT a race, and 23 isn't saying Mormons are polygamists, I'm pretty sure he's referring to the fact that Mormons are against birth control and as a stereotype have large familys as a result... who's dumb now?