By louise. - 18/10/2010 09:06 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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finallyfreemaria 0

WTF? birthing hips?

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paprikacha 9

Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )

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Jimboom 11

Nutting wrong with bigger women. No bruises, plus something to hang onto ;-)

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BelleElle_fml 0

If they were Mormon the number would have been more around 12. XD

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at1325 0

we like to hear that. it sorta makes up for having trouble finding cute clothes in most plus size departments.

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skyeyez9 24

I have narrow hips and giving birth was a traumatic event for me. My baby was literally wedged inside my pelvis and stuck. Plus the doc was an ass and said "I didn't need an epidural." There are no words to describe how painful it was. So having good birthing hips would be a good thing to have if you want children.

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meteor_stream 9

Listening to all those stories just makes me more devoted in never ever having kids. The irony - I have the "childbirthing hips". But eh, I'm too fond of my pelvic floor to get pregnant.

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missbadluk 0

Ummm that's when u tell the doc **** you GIVE ME the epidural before pushing even started. Common sense is that pushing a kid out your crotch hole is GOING TO HURT. You're dumb for not MAKING him/her give it to you. It's YOUR body.

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RedPillSucks 31

What he didn't say was he was really into the big hipped big legged fishnet stocking wearing woman. Congratulations on finding your niche.

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chelseymon 0

What the hell are you talking about? if my boyfriend said this to me i would love to hear it! he wants you to mother his children. its very cute in my opinion...

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DjeePee 24

Cute? I don't know what your taste of things being cute is, but in my world it isn't cute, nor a compliment, if your partner says you have great breeding hips. Imagine this conversation: Girl: 'Why did you want me to be your girlfriend? Is it because I'm smart, witty, gentle, nice, pretty, spontaneous, cute...?' Boy: 'No. It's just that your hips are big enough to let kids pop out of there easily. Oh, and I want six kids, so that my genes may live forever whilst I make a carrier and you become a housewife.' =/= Boy: 'Because I love and respect you so much that I want you to be the mother of my children, if you like.'

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BelleElle_fml 5

If he** said... and crap this was for 23...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Some girl once told me that "no one would ever love me" because I "don't have any hips." Be grateful that you have some rockin' birthing hips. :P

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iheartglasses 0

Yup I have to agree with a lot of commenters. Be lucky of your hips whether you have kids with this guy or not. It really does make it easier during labor. Although labor is NEVER easy lol They dont call it labor for nothing!

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Lissa32810 0

Well good luck with that. I've been told all my life I have "child-birthing hips" and I've had two children first one labor lasted me 22 hours and the 2nd was over 3 days. It hurts like a bitch and in my case didn't make them come any quicker.

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