Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section...

By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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You deserved it 5 051

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By proudparent - 07/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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You deserved it 3 195

By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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You deserved it 5 028

By Victoria - 12/07/2016 14:10

Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 648

You deserved it 1 184

By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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You deserved it 4 546

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 8:41

Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Friday 2 September 2011 8:54

Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol

Comments

unmistakablyamaz 4

Friday 2 September 2011 9:40

so, i totally read this on a different site. crazy things parents text. sounds like a fake to me. hilarious, but fake. oh, and i was a c-section baby too. yay for not popping out of mommy's vag! i just think that's disgusting...

bigguy123456 2

Friday 2 September 2011 9:43

Its alright man.. Probably a record size tumor though.. Lol

unmistakablyamaz 4

Friday 2 September 2011 9:43

lol, i am so glad i'm not the only one who thinks of them as parasites! little alien-looking parasites. i dont really love them either. all they do is poop and cry and drool. gross.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Friday 2 September 2011 10:42

So #36 and #29 do you consider yourselfs parasites as well, because at one point that is what you were, and if your parents thought the way both of you do, you both wouldn't be here. Hmm... which I'm thinking wouldn't of been such a bad idea and we wouldn't have to read your dumb comments.