By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.

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Arrawyn 12

Dick move by your dad, huge dick move

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angelofsaturn 23

just remember this when it's time to pick a nursing home for dear old dad

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THE_A_TEEN 27

At least those weren't posters of Justin Bieber. Oh who the **** am I kidding, Richard Simmons is more Flaming than Bieber. (shudders)

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MrSassypants 32

More flaming? Is this your way of secretly calling Richard Simmons and Justin Beiber hot? I'll have my eyes on you and your subliminal messages.

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tschneid 0

Your a dumbass because sex cures headaches

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MrSassypants 32

You're* and you forgot a period. Before calling people a dumbass for something that is not known by many people, you should check your spelling first so people won't correct you and make you seem idiotic.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

YOU'RE the bigger dumb-arse because you failed you put the wrong you're/your in the right place, and use no form of punctuation.

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MrSassypants 32

Hey A_Teen. You missed a spot. (With the punctuation.)

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kittenvks 11

After you failed a teen

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kittykat1501 31

" because you failed you"

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Wow, your dad really does his very best to ruin your life, doesn't he?

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bigbadtim 7

Time for you to start sweating to the oldies.

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NagatoPain 4

How is this a YDI when it was his dads fault?? Thumbs down haters

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1crabbygirl 10

I did what you said-ThUmBs DoWn!!!

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e30scott 0

If you want to get laid, you shouldn't be living with your parents.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Or his parents could try to be reasonable and understanding...

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banjkazfan 6

Wow, really? Parents can be "understanding" to him having sex? If you're not independent enough to drive somewhere for privacy, and you have to ask Daddy if your girlfriend can sleep over, you don't deserve "understanding". Frankly, this kid sounds too young and irresponsible to be bumpin'

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perdix 29

Your girlfriend suddenly decided she'd rather be "Sweatin' to the Oldies" with your DILF.

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