Love: Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked...

By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By nahalDZ - 20/10/2012 17:29 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Friday 11 May 2012 22:24

Cockblocked by Richard Simmons.

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 11 May 2012 22:27

Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.

Comments

kkillaj 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:01

That's disgusting

joshuadavid 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:05

That's awesome!

davek 36

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:52

Masterful trolling!

Mercified 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:18

I'm thinking of family guy "hey, are you Richard Simmons?" "Peter no!!"

LadyEmi 15

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:47

Haha what a bitch tell her she needs to get over herself

mechanicgirl315 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:34

Dang that sucks

thisguyian 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:10

Hahahaha your dad is awesome...I'd buy that guy a beer.

goose12321 11

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:02

BAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA thats hilarious

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:27

Well at least you asked your dad if it was okay instead of sneaking her in. But still, did you really expect him to just let you have a quickie in HIS house? Funny way of getting you cockblocked, but I fail to see why the posters would bother her. I mean, they're just posters. Take them down.

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:35

NEVER, underestimate the power of GOOD parenting! YDI for thinking you could have a "quickie", much less underage sex in a house that is not yours!

charmanderCHAR 5

Sunday 13 May 2012 11:07

You're a ******* idiot, and I'm going to tell you why. You are simply assuming that OP is underage. I'm sorry (no I'm not), but where in the Hell does it say he is any younger than the age of consent? What, just because OP asked if he could bring his girl over automatically means he's under the age of 17? I know full-grown men that still live with their parents, because it is cheaper. So shut your ******* narcissistic mouth.