By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Thank you, Op. This made my day. I've been woken up to my cat leaping onto my face & tearing it apart.

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MissMittens 0

not you're gorgeous face !!! :o :(

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RainbowHeadache 2

You either get scratched or they lay on your face and smother you like a ****** up crushing ****. lol

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emmy1794 3

heyy I'm new on here wat does op mean ???

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testthecoal 5

orgasmic primate

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SuperDerp 8

if ops a chick i guess the cst was lenjoying the clevage

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kocoman500 2

lmaoo well put RainbowHeadache, well put ;)

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number1beaner 0

the cat just thought you wanted a nipple piercing he was just helping making the hole

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

LOL cute win fail "puppy not want!!!!!"

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lerouxmaster 7

Cute Win Fail kitty not want is way funnier !

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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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marijuanasmoker4 3

I agree the cat took the correct course of action in this situation.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Op had breast cancer! Now they don't! Thank goodness they had such a sweet pussy ;D

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JakeLee 6

16 You are one of the worst trolls I've ever seen.

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alex6946 10

your picture is ADORABLE! I love that movie! :)

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Awe, thanks! :D I know she's sucha cutieee. <3

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Derek321 2

Man, that sucks, but I'm afraid YDI for having a Cat. It seems that most cat owners (I've had 2) get scratched up from time to time. Get a dog, -Ty

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melbadelb 0

as a cat owner myself I agree . you'll get scratched from time to time and in places you really don't want it too . if you don't want to deal with that then I suggest you take the cat to a shelter and get a dog :)

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makenna2011 6

I've had my cat and dog for about the same time and I've had way more scratches/bruises from my dog

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kocoman500 2

... Srsly?? tell me did not just say beastially. do u even kno what it is??

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sure, if you piss your cat off then it'll scratch.

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FMLandurstoo 9

way to be a judgmental douche

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gigglezbabii22 2

You can always get your cat declawed, then it won't have anything to scratch with...

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kyuhyunn 0

My old dog but my cheek off when I was little. I'll stick with cats.

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