Kids: Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently,... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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Time out

By Starfucks - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Bensalem

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

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klc20071989_fml 20

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:29

At least she knows her math!

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:31

Don't cry over spilt milk OP.

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buckdharma 37

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:02

I need two pints after reading this.

PresidentNorth 16

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:34

Warm milk does calm the nerves.

nannyRayRay 14

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:16

How old is this genius child of yours?!

Uglyfeet 23

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:32

Since the shop only had four pints, she should've taken two of them, instead of buying four and wasting two down the drain ;)

kittcatt 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 21:09

From the sounds of it you could purchase the milk in a 2 pint or 4 pint carton but not one pint cartons, like how in the US you can buy a gallon or half gallon of milk, so the daughter purchased the 4 pint carton and dumped out half of it. OP your daughter's name isn't Amelia Bedelia by any chance is it?

arandomusernameaa 20

Sunday 30 March 2014 22:00

#53 it is called sarcasm, you should learn to identify it better...

DreadfulBelle 3

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:48

You're daughter is gonna go places

agentcocotte 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:56

How old is she?

cna1216 15

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:57

You raised an idiot.

OhWhoCares 42

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:26

An idiot that knows math. :)

RageWolf16 31

Monday 31 March 2014 1:06

First grade math. And I don't know about OP, but I wouldn't send a first grader to buy milk by herself, so I don't think that 4 - 2 counts as "knowing math".

TrinityNevada 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:21

My first thought: was she drunk or stoned? My second thought: she didn't want to run out and get milk for you and figured if she messed it up, you wouldn't ask her to do anything anymore.

Dcm210 19

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:32

This is why I can't have kids.

shannonchelsey 7

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:35

Is she a blondie?

Austino_yo 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:46

If it was Terry Crews he would be devastated. (Everybody hates Chris reference)

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