By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine 0

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

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Silhouette_fml 0

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

That is why you bought the car, isn't it?

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vitaminsandminer 0

honestly she could have been joking, i think if my boyfriend asked that i would say something like that too even though its not true

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dwang4 0

YDI you're probably a heartless bastard.

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soxgirl54 0

you never ask these questions, you always set yourself up for disaster

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ohhhhshizzz 0

You should publicly humiliate her, throw money at her and then say that this is for all the ******* we've done, but only throw 10, 1 dollar bills. then she will see how much she is worth. ******* gold diggerr.

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tsunamisurfer08 3

#23 wins. xD

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