By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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DrConstantine 0

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

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Silhouette_fml 0

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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castnerinho 0

you must have a pretty shitty car.

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FML_x2 0

You can only imagine what she thinks of your cack.

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jaina_fml 0

well that blows. if she LOVES the car so much, start asking for gas money when she needs a lift :)

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gern55 0

When you described her to your friends, what did *you* say her best quality was? Her sterling wit? Her sharp mind? YDI.

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thelonelylurker 0

Honesty? She's a keeper.

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ThatsRightMom 0

At least she didnt say "your cat"

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Sutefu_fml 0

"We are living in a material world and I am a material girl." - Your girlfriend. It's good that she's honest but that must suck.

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lanceyromancey 0

next time you take her out you should drive somewhere far away, act as if you're going to like a nice restaurant and ditch her there, call her 5 min later and break up with her and say how she won't be able to appreciate your best qualities anymore. lol. (only if she was being serious of course)

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