By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
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SakataGintoki 9

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

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loserman67 35

It should have ended with him cuddling the back of your head as you sucked his... well, you know.... Next time, don't waste words, get right to the action. Jeeze, don't we ever learn? How many times in the movies does the bad guy get away because the good guy has to say something before pulling the trigger! Get him up there and GET BUSY WITH GETTIN' BUSY... Save the talk for after.

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etchsanity1 11

Guessing the sexual issues he has with his mother make special time a bit awkward for him

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BerryPrincess 11

Like a baby that doesn't understand his mother..

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lmaouloser 5

Awe that's cute! He cuddled your pillow! Hahahaha

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HappyBitch 1

Oh wow. Time for him to sleep on the couch?

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Aedus 6

It didn't work because you call sex "special time."

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Make him wear diapers. You act like a baby, you get treated like a baby. Billy Madison his ass!

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sillyyanks 24

My friends girlfriends calls sex "special time" and we tease her relentlessly! Once you attach a juvenile, prissy name to something like sex, you're only going to push your man away from you!

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ElhonnaDS 10

Once you have a juvenile, prissy reaction to someone using a euphemism, you're only going to push normal, polite people away from you.

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