By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML
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SakataGintoki 9

Doesn't surprise me he was arguing about his mother considering he still acts like a child.

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ajnorma 16

Continued thumb sucking can be from a traumatic childhood experience, all those calling him a "child" there are a lot of thumb suckers out there. I am one, my father passed away and I haven't been able to stop YET! I will. So he might have had something awful happen keep that in mind.

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dellam 3

There are other things u can suck on apart from thumbs to relax you.... Like sausages, cucumbers, salami. Etc etc

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GypsyRover 0

Idk why,29 but I feel sympathetic toward you. I hope when you find thing rough and get upset your boyfriend holds you close and makes you feel like you are not alone.

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ajnorma 16

46 it's not about relaxing for me it's a comfort, if I'm nervous or worried I tend to suck my thumb. I have tried substitutes like mints and lolly pops nothing's worked yet! 63 thank you for your comment, I'm lucky to have a great support network around me :)

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Rodders_SOTC 1

I imagine you had hoped he would be sucking something else. Did someone say clipboard?

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Steve95401 49

Aww, did you give him his blankie and binkie too?

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greeneyebeauty9 28

that's definitely not something I would expect dlr special time.

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eveadamsnyc 2

That made me feel weird. Total deal breaker

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

You shoukd've woken him up by removing his thumb and inserting your nipple...

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Getting off topic about mother... And getting on topic about your special time with your OLDER husband...

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The_Thinker 18

Tut tut, OP. You know Stewie doesn't like having Lois brought up in any conversation, much less an argument. It's what you endure with marrying a one-year-old diabolical British genius. But at least someone ended up sucking something, amirite?

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