By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 997
You deserved it 4 195

Same thing different taste

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peroxideprincess 0

the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P

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im curious as to how old you are since your mom is making dinner

monnanon 13

what? you never visit your parents for dinner?

yeah, but would your mother know about your eating habits if you were just going there for dinner?

1)Your living at home while pregnant 2)Your pregnant 3)Interpreting your post, your mom doesn't know you're pregnant 4)You eat mashed potatoes and gravy while pregnant, you are setting your kid up for obesity. YDI

waterynuggets 0

pregnant women are sort of supposed to eat what they crave.

Brawndo's got what fetuses crave. It's got electrolytes.

The kid is probably not even the size of a soda can right now. she isn't setting it up to be obese... jeez. Ignorance is not an exuse, people

coolster56 0

1)she never said she lived at home could have been visiting 2)you deserved it for being a retard 3) her mum could know she is and cared so little she forgot 4)mashed potatoe is healthy idiot you probally think mcdonalds is healthy and lettuce is fatty

Burgessnk 0

oh, the delicious irony. It's "an illiterate" not "a illiterate"

123sploosh 0

oh my that is delicious. delicious indeed....

You don't even know OP. You have no ******* idea if she's a ****. I'm pregnant too, are you gonna call me a ****? **** off

That poor child is going to be born into a wacky, misspelled world. Do have someone proofread the birth certificate. Sandra might not appreciate spending her days as Sandman.

How the hell would she misspell Sandra to Sandman you idiot

Well, she also managed to spell weight as wait

You shouldn't eat unhealthy when you're pregnant. A lot of women think they can eat anything just cause they're pregnant.

When did mashed potatoes and gravy become "eating anything"? I like mashed potatoes, and I don't have a bun in the oven to go with it.

Although true, you should still eat healthly when pregnant, you do need to change your eating habits. For example eating between 500 and 1000 calories more a day (depending on where in your pregnancy you are) eating food that is high in slow release carbohydrates (such as potatoes) and eating more regularly throughout the day. All of these could be seen as unhealthy eating habits if someone did not know you were pregnant! Also, yes it's very amusing that someone misspelt something, can we all just move on now please? It was funny the first time you mentioned it, now it's just tedious.

ElMundio87 0

mashed potatoes aren't unhealthy, and neither is gravy

monnanon 13

im sure as hell gonna eat what i want when im pregnant. Its the only time in a womans life where she can eat what she wants and put on wieght and not be judged. why waste the oppertunity :) I dont think a little mash and gravy ever hurt anyone either

Be careful there - nobody will care while you are pregnant, but afterwards all the food you didn't need will have been converted to fat and given you stretch marks. Even with a strict diet and lots of exercise you may never get your figure back after that. There'll still be lots of flabby skin, even after you've lost all the weight. My wife was very careful and looked fabulous again, a few months after giving birth. I've seen some others who thought they could eat what they want, and will never feel comfortable in a swimsuit again. I think that's quite tough for a woman. On the plus side: breast-feeding is an excellent dieting aid. You have to watch what you eat there, too (need to absorb all the nutrients so the baby can get them too) but weight-loss is basically automatic.

Uhh, she spelt weight right? :S Someone explain?

sportsnut 0

i think its about time you tell your mom that you got knocked...it will be embarrassing and all the other kids will know (i said kids b/c the way you worded your post, you very much sound like you are in high school) so Ha haha hahahahahaha, shoulda used a condom

PunxsatownyPhil 0
youthink_fml 0

If you're old enough to get pregnant, you're old enough to live on your own and make your own dinner.