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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said, "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 056

You deserved it 12 711

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 810

You deserved it 11 179

By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 666

You deserved it 27 063

Uncertainty

By pat - 21/05/2009 13:06 - United States

Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 840

You deserved it 3 641

By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 420

You deserved it 7 474

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 214

You deserved it 9 022

By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 079

You deserved it 4 276

By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 395

You deserved it 5 489

Uh oh

By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 070

You deserved it 5 242

pertained 12

Wednesday 19 May 2010 13:25

yeah, her parents are accepting.

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:57

decision? you honestly think there is a choice involved? That's like choosing whether or not to have vision. Or hearing. there is no choice involved. Research says that's more true for guys than for girls though.

Comments

Merlin_44 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:48

ya not an FML at all. unless you think being Gay is THAT wrong.... which just means you're Ignorant.

spektorish 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:50

This is more of a bad joke than an FML. Stop sending stupid shit in, people.

Always4tehlolz 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:52

Today, I told my son that I would love him no matter what his sexuality was. He then posted it on fmylife.com FML

Tall_Kid 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:53

ROFL

ffpoisongirl 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:54

You phrased it wrong, and in this day and age that's how people would interpret it. YDI.

survivalism 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:04

Yeah, I hate it when my parents are supportive of my decisions, too.

starvingxartist 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:11

Yeah, your life isn't ******. My mom is completely liberal, and she's still told me multiple times that she would've been pissed if I'd been a lesbian. I'm not, but still, at least your parents would still love you if you were gay.

Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:14

#45, who said it was a guy =P but yeah, this isn't a FML.. i agreeee #13, i wants that "so what" button ;o; like nao >;0

suckstobeyou3 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:14

"FML"s like these make me wonder why mine never get published. i mean, i got two weeks of detention because nobody told me april vacation was cancelled and i went to a red sox game with my dad for my birthday and ran into my school principle who was sitting in the seat in front of me! how is this FML-worthy and that isn't?! and, just for the record, the people that read the FMLs moderate first, then the top ranked ones that the people have moderated go to the creators and they choose some to post.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:16

Can someone please tell me why FML's are getting published that aren't really FML's and are similar to many already published ones???? Who's in charge of what gets on here??????