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By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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Her body, her choice

By Not a grandma - 15/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By ilovemom - 21/01/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML

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Family values

By family sucks! - 06/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I ran into my aunt I hadn’t seen since I was a child. My mom told me she took off and stopped speaking to everyone. After lunch, I asked her why she left. She said our whole family ostracized her for aborting her abusive husband’s baby and divorcing him instead of "making it work." FML

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Domestic

By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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shaniahthecurlyl 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:06

I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..

fuzzbuck1 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:07

She should of swallowed that load then.

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myurlbriii 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 21:55

I think you need to lighten up, you're here aren't you? Sounds like a cool mom to me.

vladimirnabokov 15

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:31

lolol

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:43

Mother of the Year!

EvilUndead 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:01

"There's a huge difference between thinking about something and actually doing it". You're alive, so what's the problem?

davek 36

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:08

Apply cold water to burned area.

ElleYW 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:26

Ouch

lilaclake 3

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:37

Ouch

Cupcake040 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:17

It's a joke.....when I do/ say something dumb my mom says she shouldn't have done so much acid

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:54

DAMN!

taleenee 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 3:17

She should be ashamed of herself, telling you that! There is plenty of women out there that would never feel the same way, if they could get pregnant.

Pensu 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 5:14

I'm sorry but that is the dumbest argument. "Some people can't have babies!" is not a legit argument to say "THEREFORE IF YOU CAN HAVE A BABY YOU HAVE TO." These things are not at all related.

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