By My Daughter Fails at Life - 26/09/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML
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thatfmlguy25 21

She might have social anxiety. Talk to her more, its a great start to help ease it.

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minnymau5 5

OP, maybe you should look into helping her break out of her shell. Her level of introvertedness sounds kind of extreme.

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BlueHorizons 8

She's committed and resourceful at least. I'm somewhat introverted myself so I have at least a little sympathy for her, though I would never go to such lengths personally.

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missambitious 21

I think this is in case she has to sneeze. She wants to make her sneezes sound like coughs.

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j_inks23 19

If I weren't deathly allergic to black pepper I'd probably do the same to be honest

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hasimhaque 9

at least you won't have to care about who she dates

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Jryan952015 7

You need to talk with your daughter. She should be excited about making friends. If talking to you doesn't work then I would send her to therapy or let her chose an adult to talk with that is you or her mom

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Thorzix 23

She SHOULD be? According to who or what mate?

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Jryan952015 7

I was always taught that making friends is a good thing. That was all I meant. She shouldn't be shy. But I don't know the whole situation which is why I suggested therapy, talking with an adult that not her mom or dad or someone that is her friend. I also am speaking from experience, I was a shy person now l enjoy talking with people and meeting new people.

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shelby_franklin 16

Kids will do anything to get a buzz anymore.... Smh

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Red_Curls1995 28

That doesn't seem very healthy. I mean I'm an introvert but that's like an extreme level. Maybe she needs some therapy?

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Solano2580 24

Let her do as she wants, she doesn't fail at life, that's kinda mean OP

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worldclassrager 39

You can't avoid people they are all around you...maybe a councillor will help you there OP

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Kevinmeowbeanz 22

looks like things are getting too spicey for the pepper

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