By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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LithFlavored 10

I've noticed a lot of fml's like this lately. Girl asks guy out, guy is complete douche about it. You think you'd kind of be able to see it coming

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thewife5 19

That is kinda how my friends 12 year marriage started off.. They're two-peas in a pod now. Move on for now op;)

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Spring2013Bio 3

Good thing you found out early, not wanting to go on a date with someone does not give an excuse to be a total jerk about it, he should have told you no in a better way. Now think of it this way he won't ever have a chance with you now.

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RA91 26

No worries..Im sure you're worth much more..keep your head up :)

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Don't worry. He probably doesn't even have a mallet so he's a liar

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maximus_prime 24

He may be from Bangkok and it's not the done thing for a girl to ask a guy out over there.

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