By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 718
You deserved it 4 946

Same thing different taste

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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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Epikouros 31

Hey, maybe he likes smashing his balls with a mallet and assumed OP would be to innocent to do such a thing. I've seen weirder fetishes. Think positive!

Seems like his genes won't make it to the next generation, what with the way he casually sentences his reproductive organs to severe compression.

msmclovin 4

You dodged a bullet right there.... What a douchecake.

And that's when you say, "oh, so would you like a hand with that?"

I also think that you should have caused him irreparable physical damage because he hurt your feelings.

Ohh damn, I felt the pain in my balls reading this post!!!

Well atleast you tried! Good thing you didnt go on a date with him! Insensitive prick.

And can you please tell me WHY you like him so much?

You're better off without him, he's a douche