By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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lyssgross 16

Poor OP. don't take it personally - he just needs to be mean to feel good. I've never understood people like that. You're beautiful :)

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Opheliae 22

"No offense." He really saved himself by tacking that onto the end.

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whateverwillwork 14

Hey, at least he was honest. Better than leading you on. Though, really, he's an ass.

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SleeplessBeauty 12

You should have replied "I can help with that." Then kneed him in the balls real hard.

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cho_bee 9

Hand him a mallet. Get out your cell phone. Stare at him and say, "Can I post this on my Facebook?"

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Omniprism 14

Offense taken asshole. You're better off. He might be gay to for such a crazy response.

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Sacytrl 28

I think he's hinting for you to find him a mallet to crush his manhood. Just comply with his request.

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Tressa1982 18

should said..here let me help you with that **smashes balls hardcore * * * lol

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