Miscellaneous: Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 908

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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You deserved it 11 865

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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You deserved it 4 877

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

Zero rizz

By red - 20/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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You deserved it 123

By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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You deserved it 8 204

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 019

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 34 572

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 3 090

teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:49

Self absorbed bitch.

uhmfml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:48

take that as a no.. and move on. obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship

Comments

PyroMicky 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:57

Dude, Look at the glass half full. You can make a good career out of being unnoticeable. You'd make an excellent assassin!

colourmealy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:59

LMFAO that would be hard to watch. still funny tho :)

annamg 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:09

Even if she didn't know you, there's no need for her to be so rude about it. Some people were obviously never taught manners as a child.

mattiscool 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:14

either your group has 100 people in it or this is Bullshit

kingbeau 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:25

Mmmmm... three years... either she knows you as you or she knows you as "That creepy weirdo who's been, like, everywhere I've been with my friends for, like, 3 years"... If she didn't have any clue who you were she'd have been creeped out long before that... Maybe she just joined the group or something? Kinda odd... Might have just been being rude, but "who the hell are you?" kinda indicates she "doesn't know who the hell you are" more than a lack of interest so.... If she just swears a lot and was asking who you were it wouldn't really be an fml... Also, does anyone know if you actually CAN submit to this site anonymously? I tried signing out and clicking the submit link and get "Too many fmls submitted at this time. Try again later" but signed in the usual box comes up... And the username "Anonymous" is taken... so...

JoeJoe711 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:32

ok...are these your "friends" or the people you admire and follow around but dont ever talk to because your too shy? im thinking the later of the two

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:33

I don't see how this is possible. Even I, the most airheaded person in my group of friends, noticed when someone new joined us and learned everyone's names within the first week. I can see a few months, but three years? I call bullshit. But I'll pretend this is real. FYL.