Miscellaneous: Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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You deserved it 4 901

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 673

You deserved it 3 488

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 499

You deserved it 4 908

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 286

You deserved it 11 865

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 606

You deserved it 4 877

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 770

You deserved it 3 668

Zero rizz

By red - 20/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 486

You deserved it 123

By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 836

You deserved it 8 204

By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 426

You deserved it 5 019

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 177

You deserved it 34 572

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 924

You deserved it 3 090

teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:49

Self absorbed bitch.

uhmfml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:48

take that as a no.. and move on. obviously you never talk to this girl. and that needs to be there before a relationship

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T1K1MAN 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:23

i'm eating a chicken sandwich.

ignorance1 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:59

Maybe she was just kidding? yeah like in a couple of years there's going to be an fml from you saying how you didn't push it

wiggles273 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:33

You obviously are a loser

Jaxon321 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:34

MEOW!!!!!!!!

boston62 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:15

That strangely relates to my life

rachelbrianna25 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:45

maybe she is always high? that sucks. = ( ask out one her friends to make her jealous.

dpdpp1 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 11:23

hold on... is the writer of the FML a guy o girl?

iFruit 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:31

Wtf

holden227 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:02

I'm a very soft-spoken individual. I don't talk much at all. But I do have a group of close friends, all of whom I love very much. We all know each other. If this is even remotely possible, there is one of a few explanations: 1) Female humans are the most inobservant creatures in the universe. I don't think that this is it. 2) This guy only thinks that he is part of "the group." 3) This group is insanely massive. If this is the case, this isn't really an FML.