Love: Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 21:37 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 558

By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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You deserved it 906

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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You deserved it 4 901

Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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You deserved it 143

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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You deserved it 256

By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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You deserved it 1 512

Bojack_fml 10

Wednesday 21 August 2013 9:13

Ouch women are so misleading with their looks and there smiles and there blah blah

vipirius 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 9:21

Wow talk about clock-block.

Comments

nesha25 8

Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:52

I don't blame her. I love the feeling of class ending

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:03

This is why I have trust issues

nitrog100 21

Wednesday 21 August 2013 19:49

C'est la vie OP. There's a chance you'll find someone eventually if you're lucky...

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 20:51

She's going to date Flavor Flav.

3ateef 11

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:52

This is a post I saw while in "Moderation" ; "Today, the boy I like asked me out. I always smile at him during class. He said he saw me smiling and thought he'd give it a shot. I panicked and told him I was looking at the clock because I was too embarrassed to tell him I liked him. FML" I hope it's a true story. :)

LilFidget 4

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:59

Ooooo please be true! -fingers super crossed- OP tell her you'd like to make up for the awkward situation and invite her for coffee to discuss the class and whatnot. Just play it cool and don't look eager, be sincere.

3ateef 11

Wednesday 21 August 2013 22:03

I'm not the OP. :)

FelicityWishes 32

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:29

@53 no one said you were the OP

Altrnate_Reality 14

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:58

Aw, lol wow. well, at least you went for what you wanted. even if the turn out wasn't so great. now you have a funny story to tell future gfs ;)

Calculate900 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 0:05

This is really funny. On an FML where a guy thinks a girl is looking at her, people think the girl should have made it clear that she wasn't looking at him. On a different FML, where a girl thought a guy was looking at her, she was told not to be selfish and that she was desperate for attention. I can't stand this community sometimes.

ball_crusher 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 6:13

brace yourself. the butthurt male downvotes and defensive comments are on their way!

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 22 August 2013 10:21

Well shit, 57. 16 comments in and I already like you! You'll find a majority of these commenters contradict themselves regularly. I've pointed out the same exact situation on a couple different FMLs. Some people just automatically comment against the OP's.