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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 010
You deserved it 6 293

Same thing different taste

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now you know don't hint, be straight forward.

If there is one thing FML has taught me over the years, it's that any sentence involving any variation of the words "subtle" and "hint" will end terribly and possibly sickeningly.

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Well if I was OP i would be glad it took this unexpected turn. I wouldn't wanna find out after several years in a relationship with that she's sleeping with her cousin.

Incest incest is the best! Put your family to the test!

I feel like we should write this down and try to make some profit off lyrics

oddities 20

This probably disturbs me more than it normally would. Maybe that's because so many people comment on how one of my cousins and I are a "cute couple". Well, I guess you dodged a bullet. Or shouldn't have hinted. "Subtle" never seems to work. And lead to bad, bad things.

Well, I'm guessing you should be glad you dodged that inbred bullet!

If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for yours.

DaLiquer 20

YDI, after all, you asked.