Kids: Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was...

By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 14:00

Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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wafflemonger 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 12:09

Just tell him Santa isn't real. That'll shut him up.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:47

Shoulda thrown your plate across the room, broke the chair over your head, and yelled at him, "WHO THE **** ISN'T PRETTY?!??!!"

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artman2001 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:18

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Hunnibum 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:37

nah, honesty is funny, and she wrote what happened

cjlerch 29

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:40

OP cares, because being five isn't an exception for bad manners. When I was five, I at least had the courtesy to keep things to myself. And just because it's on here doesn't necessarily mean that it has to be "a hurricane destroyed my house" bad. Things are put on here because they're amusing. These posts range from someone not getting a job, to someone having their house condemned by a driver whom was eating a watermelon and texting, both while driving.

meningless 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:25

its called a tire iron. crude, but effective. but for real, dont tell his manma. just go "yah, and you a fat little **** who will grow up all alone if you keep calling girls ugly"

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 9 June 2013 9:09

She didn't tell his mom, his mom was right there with them and heard it

sirenalu 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:55

awwww thats rude but the kids knows too much :P

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Saturday 2 May 2009 3:33

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mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 9 June 2013 9:10

She didn't tattle! The mom was right there! Read much?

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 11:51

Why do you care what a kid thinks?

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Tuesday 29 October 2019 5:35

Because kids are the most honest people in the planet

romanj8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:47

kids can be very perceptive, in my opinion YDI, there are a lot of options for people as ugly as you

_Sazzle 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:03

FYL, that really made me giggle.

abu3mair 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 15:42

im not sure who the bigger baby is, you or the kid.

123sploosh 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:02

wait your probably really pretty, kids dont know anything once my little cousin goes really loudly at a family reuinion: OMG SHE HAS SUCH CHUBBY THIGHS!! and like i dont know but i really dont have chubby thighs so dont take it personally kids are just like that