By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
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LowLives 9

owned no but really that was mean of her

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rafty4life 3

Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

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Drecodash 0

Lets make this a positive...atleast you didn't knock yourself out in front of her

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atomicJ 0

maybe she liked guacamole..you scared her with the chipotle. :0

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blarghityblarghh 0

Just a question, but why bother commenting if all you're going to put is "lmao!!!"?

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SassiestLemon 2

Why troll if it doesn't gain you any respect?

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KI3S 0

chipotle is the best food ever made.

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gabrielleangeliq 0

This FML should end with the "...I ate chipotle." Your anus hates you.

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fairypower 4

I love chipolte but man I get horrible ***** like 8 hours after I think the organic chicken messes with me

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krazy_glu3 0

Look at it this way.... she'll never forget you now. You probably just made her day too. haha.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

It's all good, you still got Chipotle ;)

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mattitucklove01 0

you should have figure it out when she left you sitting there you dumb idiot! Probably thought you were a stupid freak !

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