By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
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You should've just told them, the kid deserves to be disciplined anyway

I hope your excuse was that you didn't put him in bed because you were too busy eating dick, because that kid just made you his bitch. Nice job babysitting, OP.

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Not coming down on OP for this. Most parents out there are overly doting, and I highly doubt that the parents would believe a babysitter before they believed their own kid. FYL

That's when you pick him up and put him in his room and tell him if he leaves his bed the monsters under his bed will grab him and take him to the underworld. Then tell his parents to watch their mouths around their kid

When you babysit, you need to set the dicipline roles with the parents up front.

That boy has been watching too much Boondocks, taking after Stinkmeaner

Is his sister's boyfriend over a lot?

You should have said "ok ok but answer me one question, front hand or back hand?"

You should have told them, you're being disciplined for something he did.

record the little brat with your phone and get him to say it again. let the parents know what a little sh*t they are raising.

its good that he stood up for himself wats the matter with u he didnt want to go to bed so dont make him