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By muffin - 16/07/2013 12:01 - Austria

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 18/10/2018 12:00

Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By wakinginvegas87 - 05/09/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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Hangover blues

By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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angelitared 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:16

Cover them with a strawberry frosting! No one will even notice!!!

kotana191 8

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:19

Who cares? Whoever makes fun of them doesn't get a muffin.

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Goblin182 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 20:59

Creepy breasts? Never heard of such a thing.

Pixiemels 19

Tuesday 16 July 2013 21:10

Damn, pic attachments should be available for some FMLs!

kpc2424 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 21:43

This sooooo needed a picture!

expertsmilee 26

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:13

So what cup size were these cakes?

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:09

You are the one with boobs on the brain. I'm sure that no one will even notice!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:13

Sigh... Horny and Hungry at the same time. What do I do???

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:18

Were these DD cup cakes?

rokolodo 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:20

Never heard of creepy breasts. Unless they're old granny creepy breasts. Then yeah I can see that.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:29

Girl scout cookies.... made with real girl scouts.

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 3:37

Calm down, they're Sugar ****! - Mel Gibson

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