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QUICK everyone learning a second language that's not even closely related to your native language, recite it's writing system without any mistakes on the spot! It's easy enough to say someone's stupid for not knowing the alphabet you've known all your life, but I've been studying Russian for 3 years and I'm still a little shaky on the alphabet. still, OP's life is ****** if they're an English teacher.
dude the OP is American just look at his name bigballah thats american slang not chinese I took Jap. for 1 year and could recite 2 of their 3 alphabets from memory (their 3rd alphabet is like the chinese alphebet, pictographs and there are like 10,000 of them) and now Im in latin and know their alphabet easily any way OP total YDI cuz if youre that bad at the ABCs then you shouldn't have sung them and fail and youre retarded and all that other stuff...zzz
Just b/c it's American slang in their name doesn't mean the OP is a native English speaker. American music videos, tv shows, and movies are shown around the world. American slang is probably the easiest slang to learn. And if the OP learned English as a second language, it's not that big of a deal. If not, well, that's pretty bad.
Ur an idiot for thinking this was their second language.
Not all Asians are smart but most Asian countries teach discipline that's why a lot of motor companies are owned by Asians.
just say you were testing the kids to see if they actually knew the alphabet.
Why are so many of you so judgy? This person is posting from Beijing and did not claim English was their native language - just that the 7 year olds had it down pat and OP did not. OP did not claim to be volunteering as an English teacher or instructor, sounds like they were playing tag and s/he could just as easily have picked a native Chinese song. OP, make sure you teach those kids "**** OFF" so they know how to deal with people like these when communicating in English!
Even if the OP is not from an english speaking country, he still implies that he knows english better than these kids.
Yes, some random poster thinks this person's alias sounds like American slang so he must be native English speaking. You are naive!!! I don't know why everyone here is so unwilling to give this person the benefit of the doubt, you know nothing about this person other than an alias they chose and the fact that they posted this from China and ****** up singing the ABCs. You can also look at #23 who is Russian, did not type his ******* post in Cyrillic, and formed a coherent English sentence. And look, his alias is awdorable, a take off on an American word, oh no - he must be lying! Xenophobic prick!
The OP didn't say s/he was teaching the kids English, just that they are 7 year olds who had recently started learning English. They were playing a game that sounds similar to tag and had to sing a song if they were caught. Sounds like the OP chose ABCs as a novelty BECAUSE the kids were recently learning English, but it could have been any song and the OP didn't suggest it had to be an English one. The OP said they are volunteering at an orphanage, not teaching them a language. Talk about a wikipedia based argument. You are the worst kind of ignorant responder on this site. Lacking in compassion, full of assumptions about the OP, full of criticism, and full of shit. Get yourself signed up for a remedial reading comprehension class (an English language one) and then try talking to me again.
That's why this person posted their story here. The person made an embarrassing mistake in front of some 7 year olds, who knew better than they did. My point has been that I don't understand why everyone is so quick to judge and call this person an idiot. They are volunteering at an orphanage, is volunteering a requirement in China? Sounds pretty noble to me. And too many people forget that this is not a US-based website.
Based on the way you wrote your FML I'm going to guess that you are either a native English speaker or at least completely fluent. So how do you miss three letters? Honestly.
was it the Greek alphabet or something?idiot
Like #13 said, it's reasonable to be shaky on basic concepts if the other language is radically different then your own. Therefore, I clicked on both, because there's not enough information (i.e does your native language use the roman alphabet, or doesn't it).
back to sesame street with you, lol
Seriously? How?
YDI for being an idiot
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I'm just surprised that you wrote this without any spelling errors.
How do you miss 3 letters? If you're voulunteering, you should know it.