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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Phalankx 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:03

Shoulda played dead for a while

plaidrabbit 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:03

I'm going to assume that by "making a lot of noise," you meant banging on stuff and maybe throwing something, because if you were vocalizing, you weren't really choking. But still, I know how scary that feeling is, and it sucks your mom was a bitch about it.

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PureGold 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:34

By "I threw my body over a chair", I'm pretty sure she just means pressing the top of the chair against her stomach by leaning over it to force air out of her mouth. For all of you asking about that lol. You mom was reeeeeeally stupid to do that. What kind of mother wouldn't drop everything to save her choking kid? What a bitch x(

elnorris14 19

Sunday 27 April 2014 14:32

When you are choking and have to dislodge something independently, you do actually have to pretty much throw yourself over the edge of something to put enough force to dislodge whatever it is that is stuck. If you gently push a chair up against you nothing will happen. You have to use force.

wbrycem 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:36

13, 19, 26 ftl You can throw things, hit things, bump things, etc. Lots of noise. Let's use our heads people. 12 - that's not the point, retard. 24 - you don't exactly sit back and scope out the situation logically when your air flow is dramatically reduced. Panic sets in when you can no longer breathe. You must choke a lot.

anonymous_user 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:37

u shoulda tried to grab the phone from her and call 911, then explain the story to the cops. ;)

lovely997 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:37

AW; fyl

ohdamn_fml 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:39

It probably didn't happen this way at all. If you were making VOCAL noises, you were not choking, and your mom thought the same thing. Then you came here with your sob story so you can hear what a bitch your mom is. She's not, but you are

rallets 22

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:39

hey #1..what if she WASNT on the phone what if the mom and her friend were both there ignoring him/her (whatever it is) lol at poster name

rihannalover 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:39

you can't make noises while you're choking i think. unless of course you hit the chairs and tables i guess. either way, FYL!!!

shankzilla 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:44

yeah, like everyone else is saying, you wouldn't be making noises if you were actually choking. either your mom is a bitch or shes tired of your shit for a reason.

deliciouskaek 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:45

Or maybe she just didn't notice you were really in trouble? not everything has to automatically be "mom's a bitch". Anyway, I'm glad you're okay. Next time break the pill in half.

Cittenscollar 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:47

32 - 13 here, did you completely fail to read what I said? I never assumed they were coughing, I ASKED IF THEY WERE, and said that IF they were, they weren't choking. Reading comprehension. Get it.